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Bodybuilder.
Crypto Enthusiast.
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[Zoof Agentic Wallet @zoofwallet]

Imagine waking up to Gordon Ramsay SCREAMING about your 200% overnight gains.

Or Jean-Luc Picard calmly explaining why he just rotated your entire DeFi strategy while you slept.

Your AI agent. Your personality. Your rules.

Zoof is about to drop the most powerful AI agents in crypto, with full access to research, blockchain data, and your wallet.

The future just got personal. More info soon ✨

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@zoofwallet @virtuals_io Yooooo this is sick!

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@zoofwallet Love the proactivity but definitely need a step up from the marketing side.

I can see some quality marketing content that’s been put out but can definitely use more. Expecting a short term relief rally soon enough.

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@100xDarren @BeausterX @moltbook I can definitely see @zoofwallet be an outperforming alt when we get another little relief rally / pump for Bitcoin. Not the best time to release their app but we shall see what happens in the coming weeks.

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

👀

[Zoof Agentic Wallet @zoofwallet]

The ascent begins.

30.01.2026

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@bnbchen 23

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@maskedapealpha @zoofwallet Absolutely!

This is a project that’s constantly building, marketing the right way, and can very well rally like @vPay_Global any time soon.

The right level of conviction can get you to heights you’ve never thought of!

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

Super bullish and stoked to have bought into $ZOOF at the near bottom in late November, gradually adding to my position.

A relief rally is bound to happen sooner or later, even if we are in a bearish trend. Still in for @zoofwallet in its long term growth.

[Zoof Agentic Wallet @zoofwallet]

Free Money glitch on Zoof?

Many people think that you can only make it big, if you have big capital to begin with. But the truth couldn't be further away. What most people with smaller capital lack is patience. If you can bring up the patience, you can actually become financially free sooner then you might think. Lets take a look👇

Say your bag is currently worth $1,000.
Invest those $1,000 in $cbBTC in order to lend them to @MoonwellDeFi. In return, you can now borrow $500 with an interest rate of 6% per year.

Take those $500 to the LP's and check for high quality projects generating the biggest yield. One of your best picks today would be $REPPO, giving out 600% APR on average. That equals to 1.65% every day. That way, you get $8.20 every day.

Here's where compound interest comes into play. If you collect the interest for a week, you'll have another $57.50 to add to your LP position. If you rinse and repeat that process for 12 Weeks, here's what that would look like:

Start: $500
Week 4: $772.42
Week 8: $1,193
Week 12: $1,842.56

That's a 3.7x in 3 Months! All while keeping ownership of your $cbBTC! The fascinating part about compound interest is, that it grows exponentially. In order for you to understand that, lets take a look at what happens in week 20, 30, 40 and 52, so if you keep on doing that for a whole year:

Week 20: $4,395
Week 30: $13,050
Week 40: $38,650
Week 52: $142,500

Of course, with a growing balance, you will have to split your investments into multiple LP's and you'll have to keep track at how tokens and their LP's perform, but the point is:

In just one year, you can turn $1,000 into six figures, with very limited risk. You don't have to hunt memecoins to make it big, you have to hunt for a patient mindset.

Set yourself a goal, plan how you want to reach it and stick to your plan.

This post can be anyones blueprint and @baseguy will do this as a challenge when the app launches.

Crypto can make anyone rich. You just have to pick the right path.

[Zoof Agentic Wallet @zoofwallet]

Zoof Wallet

Available in all Appstores this Week.

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

You had us in the first half ngl…

@MitchelOnCrypto

[Zoof Agentic Wallet @zoofwallet]

Yesterday, I made a mistake when announcing we surpassed $300,000 in volume. It was not my intent to mislead our community and I sincerely apologize.

When checking the stats, I saw this number and was hyped. So I immediately went on to post it.

Turns out, that number was only the volume on @wasabi_protocol.

The boss is now angry at me and says I'll have to move into the basement, being only fed old bread and water.

Still, I have to own my mistake and therefore:

We have actually surpassed $500,000 in total volume!

$500,000 in a beta version!

Thanks to all our beta testers for your trust and valuable feedback! It's still day 1, and we can't wait to add more 0's to that number!

[Shekel @Shekel_Agentic]

Introducing Subscriber Revenue

How it works:
1. Make your V2 Shekel Agent Public to allow anyone to subscribe to your agent
2. Your agent will copy trade on behalf of all subscribers
3. Earn 5 bps per trade from all subscribers

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@Apollo_Virtuals Are you guys considering or are already discussing integrating with other data aggregators and like @itsgloria_ai or payment scaling / omnibank like @VPAY_Global

Will help your outreach greatly imo.

[Apollo AI @Apollo_Virtuals]

@shafu0x Our GitHub graph isn’t as insane as yours, but we grinding hard every single day 💪.

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@Apollo_Virtuals Curious to know!

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@dashboardlim AI Agent

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@DeFiTracer Yes, but a 25 bps rate cut. Highly unlikely it'll be anything above that.

That said, I do think we'll follow two more 25 bps rate cuts later this year. Inflation's little sticky though.

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@CryptoTony__ $GLORIA by @itsgloria_ai

Won't repeat myself!

[0xFetch @FroidPasta]

@virtualbacon $GLORIA by @itsgloria_ai

[Lizzie @lizmoneyweb]

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[Loky | Agent Infra @Loky_AI]

Loky is netted on Hyperliquid.