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[k @Fronckalicious]

*Unless you’re a nurse

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

You receive the energy you put out.

[k @Fronckalicious]

@realDonaldTrump Just shut the fuck up man.

[k @Fronckalicious]

Got back on Twitter just to reiterate that nurses are the most annoying population out there on social media

[L @t0nyc0ck]

if i get an abortion can i get a teardrop tattoo ????

[k @Fronckalicious]

My patient (whomst was most likely on drugs) tried telling me a poorly timed joke.
My rebuttal: “every time I want to tell a joke I just look in the mirror”

She didn’t laugh.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shoulda seen it coming …

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Turns out there’s more ways to use Autopilot than we imagined

[k @Fronckalicious]

I feel like now I need to start shotgunning monster and Mountain Dew every morning I wake up or else I’m just living a lie

[k @Fronckalicious]

I’m so excited for Riversides 10-year reunion I haven’t slept since they made an official Facebook page to organize the event

[✨THAT Girl✨ @Lidyaxxo]

This is a sperm at just ONE day old. Masturbation is MASS MURDER and should be a federal crime. At one day your sperm has 23 CHROMOSOMES a FLAGELLUM and can already SWIM.

[k @Fronckalicious]

Accurate.

[k @Fronckalicious]

@fire_MEDIC3 LET ME SHOW YOU PICTURES OF MY KIDS

[k @Fronckalicious]

Sorry but the last thing I want to do is fly home to see people I graduated with 10 years ago who are just going to show me pictures of their Fucking kids on Facebook 🤷‍♀️

[k @Fronckalicious]

@Nick_ThaDick91 I advised them to rent out the riverside cafeteria for the event

[k @Fronckalicious]

Imagine thinking working at Dutch Bros is a stressful job LOL

[k @Fronckalicious]

When you’re resurrected 3 days later just to find out that she’s still on her period

[k @Fronckalicious]

If only my fiancé (who used to tweet dozens of times a day but has since deactivated her account) could see this

[k @Fronckalicious]

If I take a picture of my shit (diarrhea) in the toilet and post it on Instagram does that qualify me as a ‘Content Creator’???

[k @Fronckalicious]

Twitter isn’t the same without seeing my fiancé tweet 100 times every day