A new National Bird for Canada? What better choice than the Dodo, exemplifying all the values of truly flying backwards. Dodo Front legislation will provide Canadians this important national symbol!
Money is soo 2018, don't you think? A @FrontDodo government would bring us back to our roots: bartering, stealing, and hoarding. Who knew economics could be so easy?
What's more entertaining: some clowns in an amphitheatre or some good (really) old fashioned fun? @FrontDodo is committed to bringing some really rockin sports back to the nation
For anyone wondering, When Carrier Pigeons replace Canada Post. They will be Unionized under the Canada Union Of Carrier Pigeons. #birdrights#birdemployment