Beyoncé's Future Lawyer

Esquire Mami ⚖-- I don't argue for free 🙅🏾‍♀️
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[Flychit Magazine @FlychitMagazine]

#BlackLivesMatter 🖤🖤🖤

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Bc we were here first BITCH!

[Beyoncé's Future Lawyer @FrontMasterFlex]

D.C.

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say New York City, Los Angeles, Miami, or Las Vegas. What’s your favorite U.S. city?

[Beyoncé's Future Lawyer @FrontMasterFlex]

BRUHHHHH my husband ordered an OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE from this bakery... WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE NUTS IN IT?!

AND HE'S FREAKIN ALLERGIC TO NUTS.

LIKE WHYYYYY ARE THERE NUTS IN AN OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIE????? @UberEats

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Imagine being this racist on national tv

[Beyoncé's Future Lawyer @FrontMasterFlex]

!!!

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

One thing I’ve learned today is that a LOT of Airbnb hosts haven’t realized they’re actually in the hospitality industry, not the real estate industry.

[kamthevamp🧛🏿 @kamorismemoir]

because racism against black people is so normalized it’s almost a rite of passage. so people feel like they’re owed grace since everyone was doing it, meanwhile black kids were never given grace and grew up hating themselves

[Beyoncé's Future Lawyer @FrontMasterFlex]

New York state bar results came out this morning.

So excited for all those who passed!

[Future Of The Retro @TraeK_]

The type of racism that we deal with regularly but people will deny because “there’s no evidence”.

Luckily this time the goofball accidentally sent the evidence

[Bina @binasoph]

Aneha and Wilnie are soooo...... #LoveIsBlind #loveisblinds11

[AllTheCake @AllTheCake2]

Aneha is telling anybody with ears that cam is not who her parents want her to marry... Ma'am if your parents were going to be that particular you shouldn't be on Love is Blind looking for a fiance
#loveisblind #loveisblindboston

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

To be extremely fair, the DARE program worked on me. I’m terrified of all drugs lmfaoooo

[C @realitycaels]

Did Aneha think Love Is Blind Boston would be full of Hindu Indian men??

[camm @cammiemark]

I’m so committed to this trash ass show and I don’t like a single couple this season #LoveIsBlind

[Beyoncé's Future Lawyer @FrontMasterFlex]

Passionfruit mojitos 🍹

[Chef 👩🏻‍🍳 @chefsevenn]

lf u won a lifetime supply of the last thing u drank, what are you stuck drinking?! 🥤

[Beyoncé's Future Lawyer @FrontMasterFlex]

I usually leave so I'm not in their way. But if I'm WFH that day, I just move to another room when they come into my specific area.

[. @katiebandz_]

For my folks who hire cleaners, do y’all stay in the crib when they clean or do y’all leave?

[lil sno @younger__jeezy]

We, the general public, should not have known that Robert Downey Jr was Dr. Doom until December 18, 2026.

[NotFamous, Esq. @BigEsqBae_]

We used to have a real pre-teen/teen culture 🫩

[Mr. Franklin @Kamikaze601]

Y'all voted for racism and got poverty instead.

Enjoy.