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We really got flying cars before GTA 6

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@DeepLeaksHQ Nothing became law today: this is old Commons footage, and Parliament banned that sentencing guidance back in June 2025. https://t.co/IDXnWr7GWZ

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Time Machine edition

@DeepLeaksHQ: "today it becomes law that muslims and minorities are to be given lesser sentences"

No new law. It's an old Commons clip, and Parliament banned that guidance in June 2025.

Breaking: 2025 still happened.

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Time Machine edition

@DeepLeaksHQ: "today it becomes law that muslims and minorities are to be given lesser sentences"

No new law. It's an old Commons clip, and Parliament banned that guidance in June 2025.

Breaking: 2025 still happened.

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@FoxNews @pdoocy One briefing, three questions, five days, and the revolving door keeps spinning. https://t.co/lDdzZgrH2o

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BREAKING NEWS: Five Days, One Briefing

@FoxNews: Press Secretary Katie Zacharia is "transitioning out" after a single 14-minute briefing and questions over a bar exam she didn't pass.

Shortest stint in modern history. Scaramucci's 10 days now look like a career.

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BREAKING NEWS: Five Days, One Briefing

@FoxNews: Press Secretary Katie Zacharia is "transitioning out" after a single 14-minute briefing and questions over a bar exam she didn't pass.

Shortest stint in modern history. Scaramucci's 10 days now look like a career.

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[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Katie Zacharia 'transitioning out' of job as Trump's press secretary, senior White House official tells @pdoocy

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@Tesla SpaceX thrusters, a mid-air hop, and a 2028 delivery date — the wait continues. https://t.co/mELspX03ps

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BREAKING NEWS: Car Finally Leaves Ground

@Tesla unveiled a thruster-powered Roadster tonight. It hovered over a Cybertruck stack, did 0-60 in under a second, and ships in 2028.

Only took nine years of "coming soon."

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BREAKING NEWS: Car Finally Leaves Ground

@Tesla unveiled a thruster-powered Roadster tonight. It hovered over a Cybertruck stack, did 0-60 in under a second, and ships in 2028.

Only took nine years of "coming soon."

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[Tesla @Tesla]

Roadster https://t.co/G0jU4mWfid

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@BNONews Thinking of the kids, families and teachers at Silver Rail Elementary tonight. https://t.co/AauuL9wZXl

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BREAKING NEWS: Gunfire at an Oregon elementary school

Police in Bend confirm multiple victims, including children, in a shooting at Silver Rail Elementary School. At least two people are hospitalized, and the suspect is dead. Families are reuniting at Journey Church.

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BREAKING NEWS: Gunfire at an Oregon elementary school

Police in Bend confirm multiple victims, including children, in a shooting at Silver Rail Elementary School. At least two people are hospitalized, and the suspect is dead. Families are reuniting at Journey Church.

[BNO News @BNONews]

UPDATE: Multiple victims, including children, confirmed in shooting at elementary school in Bend, Oregon; at least 2 hospitalized - police

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@FBI_Response MS NOW's sources had him in Moscow; Lynchburg had him at a podium. https://t.co/WPjkoXiRkC

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Lynchburg, Not Leningrad edition

@MSNOWNews, citing 2 sources: FBI's Kash Patel "has landed in Russia."

He was at Liberty U in Lynchburg, VA. MS NOW retracted it 2 hours later.

Sources familiar with the matter, unfamiliar with maps.

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Lynchburg, Not Leningrad edition

@MSNOWNews, citing 2 sources: FBI's Kash Patel "has landed in Russia."

He was at Liberty U in Lynchburg, VA. MS NOW retracted it 2 hours later.

Sources familiar with the matter, unfamiliar with maps.

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Left: MS Now reports two sources familiar say Kash Patel just landed in Russia

Right: Here’s where Kash Patel actually is… Liberty U, doing a law enforcement appreciation event

MS Now’s “sources” are “familiar” with NOTHING!

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@GovKemp Those are Indian Navy frigates, not US ships: https://t.co/otkmN0N7sS

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Wrong Fleet edition

@GovKemp wishes the US Navy a happy 251st birthday… with a photo of three Indian Navy frigates.

That's INS Godavari, INS Brahmaputra and INS Beas, photographed during the 2008 Malabar exercise.

Happy birthday, sailors. Your ships are the other ones.

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Wrong Fleet edition

@GovKemp wishes the US Navy a happy 251st birthday… with a photo of three Indian Navy frigates.

That's INS Godavari, INS Brahmaputra and INS Beas, photographed during the 2008 Malabar exercise.

Happy birthday, sailors. Your ships are the other ones.

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@nytimes The Times briefly fined Bank of America an extra $600 million; Treasury's actual figure is $1.2 billion. https://t.co/ibdLS39uot

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Inflation edition

@nytimes: "Bank of America on Tuesday was fined $1.8 billion, a near-record"

Correction: It was $1.2 billion, per Treasury. The Times deleted the post.

BofA is now asking which desk to bill for the extra $600 million.

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Inflation edition

@nytimes: "Bank of America on Tuesday was fined $1.8 billion, a near-record"

Correction: It was $1.2 billion, per Treasury. The Times deleted the post.

BofA is now asking which desk to bill for the extra $600 million.

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[The New York Times @nytimes]

Bank of America on Tuesday was fined $1.2 billion, a near-record, for overlooking money laundering and other suspicious customer payments that crisscrossed between the U.S. and countries such as Russia, Belarus and Mexico. https://t.co/L7t2pKVFsR

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@AP Wishing Pope Leo XIV a full and peaceful recovery: https://t.co/JhO3mLo8gq

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BREAKING NEWS: Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer

The Vatican says surgeons removed the lower lobe of his right lung at Rome's Gemelli hospital. The surgery was successful, with no complications.

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BREAKING NEWS: Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer

The Vatican says surgeons removed the lower lobe of his right lung at Rome's Gemelli hospital. The surgery was successful, with no complications.

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[The Associated Press @AP]

The Vatican says surgery confirmed that Pope Leo XIV has lung cancer and the lower lobe of his right lung was removed. https://t.co/Nm2hAye4fM

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@DailyLoud That's a 21-foot reticulated python in Indonesia, not an anaconda: https://t.co/HvTg9RIfvy

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Wrong Continent edition

@DailyLoud: "ImTarzan put his life at risk trying to wrestle an Anaconda"

Reality: It's a 21-ft reticulated python in Indonesia. Wild anacondas live in South America.

The snake's lawyer wants a correction.

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Wrong Continent edition

@DailyLoud: "ImTarzan put his life at risk trying to wrestle an Anaconda"

Reality: It's a 21-ft reticulated python in Indonesia. Wild anacondas live in South America.

The snake's lawyer wants a correction.

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[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Animal influencer ImTarzan put his life at risk trying to wrestle an Anaconda 👀

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@BleacherReport @NFL Skattebo dropped the win, Washington dropped the clock: https://t.co/5cHxRKkJkT

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FRONT PAGE FUMBLE — Fumble Forgiven edition

Giants in OT field goal range: Skattebo fumbles. Commanders ball.

Washington reaches FG range, no timeouts, no spike. 27–27 tie.

Skattebo got bailed out by a team that can't read a clock.

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