Stagehand DVP

Followspot Curmudgeon, Console Jockey, Dabbles in Pyro. Roadie for Broadway touring shows. A (no) long(er) suffering Caps and Nats fan. All opinions are my own.

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@chucktodd The FAA says the sign stays. Now if your plane still has ashtrays...

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@sammisilber Beau's gotta go

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@F1 Aston upgraded from being a complete steamer to smoldering

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@awfulannouncing not the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, but it's up there

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@Cut4 The best way to kill that kind mosquito is brake cleaner.

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@wyshynski @NJDevils Dude went from the frozen Ninth Circle of Dante's Inferno to the fiery Sixth Circle.

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@MLB @FOXSports Finally, something impactful from Fox Baseball

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@Capitals @NHL @Fanatics

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@kevinsheehanDC awfully ballsy to counter-program The Weather Channel

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@GrantPaulsen A: Polishing a turd

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@rmnb Ironically, the smartest thing about Rempe is his opposable thumbs.

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@GrantPaulsen @DHarrison82 Pink slips are the responsible move.

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@sammisilber Sloppy execution when the nominal second d pairing (Roy + Sandy) is out not the recipe for success.

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@sammisilber The beard line

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@Reagan_Airport I can't wait for Manassas to join the wrong airport trifecta.

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@007GameIOI

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@007GameIOI I blame 006 for this

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@LONTDC1 Bryce did live up to his word of bringing a championship to DC. One of my favorite press conference misspeaks.

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@whitesox @ModeloUSA Congrats on taking out the TrAsh(stros).

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@HoodedHorseInc The shovel better not be a paid add-on