Russell Warner

Sands Utd Bristol FC

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@Jenny_1884 Bloody snowflakes getting upset at a few words.

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@AllisonPearson Are you an actual journalist? You do know this is utter bollocks don't you?

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@mrs_alyse Is it any wonder most of us think you Yanks are thicker than a submarine door?

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@SportingFC National shirt, jeans, sport jacket combo day 😉 In all seriousness, great day of updates. A huge step in the right direction.

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@Victoria00025 I'd rather grate my nutsack, slide into a vat of lemon juice then guide my own Dad into my Nan than do that, so no.

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@ABsay_ek 81mph on a flat deck is still better than Oliver fecking Robinson, so yes, he should at least be ahead of that social media leaching kumquat.

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@EllardKing 1.1% back in October 21, eek.

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@BethellBlaster Was about to take this seriously until you used the phrase at the end. No need.

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@sciencegirl Heat

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@GamewithDave

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@Captain_Tiggles @dannyyoung35 @WG_RumblePants @BoothCricket Is he though? Good enough for a 7 over spell but good enough for 30 overs plus in a Test?

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@The_Grumbler Bearing in mind a pint is £7.20, well it was last season...

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@WG_RumblePants @BoothCricket Forgive me, but have I missed the bit where he's gone back to county cricket for a sustained period torn up trees and given England no real option but to select him? This noise for selection has seems to come from the man himself. He's not good enough, skill and temperament wise

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@ClubberFootball @SouthernLeague1 @SportingFC @halesowentownfc Now seems to be working but seemingly @halesowentownfc are two to the good, can I still request a refund? 😉

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@FrankinValencia @ClubberFootball @SouthernLeague1 @SportingFC @halesowentownfc 5 of us.

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@Joe_Nuttall9 Please god no. Poor attitude, questionable fitness, not quick enough, need any other reasons?

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@gowellender I'm really not sure Francis Rossi and Rick Parfitt are the answer.

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@DurhamCricket @Middlesex_CCC skipper did something similar 😉

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@BenGrahamUK Struggling to work out whether you're a parody account or just a complete numpty.

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@NeilLfc_5 God knows.