King Tryndamere

My Rage, quelled by her Love.

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Grrrmbmbll... Wasn't bein' reckless, My Queen. S'jus something's warriors of my tribe did!!

[Ashe @OfAvarosa]

Then why would you say it where I could?

I'm quite aware how you feel for your sword, but you can't destroy our home by being reckless!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO SEE THIS

[Ashe @OfAvarosa]

You're really doing this right now?

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

AND THEN! AND THEN SHE WANTS ME TO PUT THE SWORD AWAY!!

SO I PLANT IT INTO THE EARTH WHERE IT CAN KEEP STALWART VIGIL UNTIL MY HAND WRESTS IT FROM THE GROUND TO HEFT IF ABOVE MY SHOULDER AND SHE SAYS

"Tryndamere! You're ruining the throne room!"

BAAAAAHHH!!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Y'spend YER WHOLE LIFE swingin' round a sword and the minute you get a wife alluva sudden it's all...

"Tryndamere! You can't drag the sword on the marble flooring!"

"Tryndamere! you're tracking blood and viscera onto the carpets!"

"Tryndamere! keep the sword out of the bed!"

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

BUT I LOVE MY DARLING WIFE.

BUT ALSO I LOVE MY HUGE FUCK OFF SWORD!! WHAT DO I DO???

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

To feel love, is to feel safe.

I know I am safe when she is near.

She knows she is safe when I am near.

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Spirits and Ancestors. Safeguard my wife. From the enemy. From the enemy that dwells within me.

Purpose my rage. Let it bend to her love.

Give me the strength to carry her will.

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

WRESTLIN' WITH URSINE THUNDER WARRIORS BARE HANDED! HAHA! GET IT?? BEAR HANDED? I'VE RIPPED THIS ONE'S ARMS OFF AND HAVE BEGUN COMBAT WITH ANOTHER!!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Bards. I hate bards. They speak of battle and war as some poetic thing. A symphony. A heroic tale.

It is blood. It is rage. It is fire and metal. The gnashing of teeth and cries of life at it's peak.

It is not what you describe.

It is the splintering of bone and shield.

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Hrn.... Camping out last night, my legs have been encased in ice.

Time to POUND THE ICE APART WITH MY FISTS!! GRAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

It's getting colder here in the cold!

WINTER APPROACHES!!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Hrnn....

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

@ChaoticSpheres ((it's what happens hahah I don't have many shipping partners))

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Spirits and Ancestors. Safeguard my wife. From the enemy. From the enemy that dwells within me.

Purpose my rage. Let it bend to her love.

Give me the strength to carry her will.

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

My enemies may pray to the Sisters. The Forgelord. To the Hunters.

But they make a grave mistake.

FOR THEY SHOULD PRAY TO ME INSTEAD!!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

BRAUM IS THE EPITOME OF A A FRELJORDIAN GENTLEMAN!! EVERYWHERE HE GOES HE HOLDS THE DOOR!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!BECAUSE!!! BECAUSE HIS SHIELD, GET IT?! IT'S A DOOR! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Maybe... It was a loveless marriage at first. To Ally our tribes.

Maybe I resented it. Hated it. Maybe she did as well...

Well.... I'll make up for all of it now.

The woman whom I love more than frost and battle itself.

I will further her ambition. With sword in hand!!

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

There are days.

Days when I remember how it was.

My tribe. Wandering the wastes broken. Angry. Full of a rage that burned our bodies until we had to strip off everything to wander with the cold upon our skins.

My blood boiled and would never seek rest. I was so angry...

[King Tryndamere @FrostAndSword]

Then. She came. Came to give my people a home. To unite the tribes.

I laughed at her. A woman of her size. Tiny. Fragile thing.

I did not see the warrior. I was blinded by my hatred.

I did not call her Warmother. I bent no knee.

Yet she cared for us all the same.