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Wish I was friends w Jennifer & Jonathan Hart, would be happy with Poirot but he doesn't have a yellow mercedes with car phone.

[frostable @Frostable]

My favorite things on Judge Judy are when people wear necklaces with crosses on them as if she cares and when gays sue each other. #judgejudy

[frostable @Frostable]

@JamesCappleman @samwightt Love you Cappleman. Please brag. I’ve lived here for 20+ years. There were gang shootings in the past. Not now. There are businesses now. I live & work in the 46th. I feel safe now. I’ll thank you in person as I pass you on our safe streets.

[Jane Lynch @janemarielynch]

Holy sh*t!

[frostable @Frostable]

@albinokid Can you buy one in the gift store?

[frostable @Frostable]

It only took me 45 years to realize the #Rockettes were named after #Rockefeller

[frostable @Frostable]

@stephenautar Hot.

[frostable @Frostable]

#jonimitchell Cause it puts the vast map of life in perspective, so I think.

[frostable @Frostable]

@NBC5Chicago Just got on to NBC for weather. Great job to the weather meteorologist. I also want that dress.

[frostable @Frostable]

@JackieHoffman16 @OnlyMurdersHulu Please tell me one of the Martins says, “I’m still free in d flat.”

[frostable @Frostable]

Meet my new coworker #CHERYL She is very nice and never makes a mistake, except for when she gets tipsy and drops plates. She is a hoot when we go out after work. #kimmyschmidt #robot #kitchenrobot

[frostable @Frostable]

People with last names that are nouns were often named after their trade. A Cooper was a Barrel maker. My last name is Frost. Will I become the love role in a #hallmark #lifetime Christmas program? #ItsAWonderfulLifetime

[frostable @Frostable]

Why does all voice-over work now sound like it is a 19 year old girl? Give me the bizarre elevator lady who says, “Going down” in an unrecognizable accent. #elevator #voiceover

[frostable @Frostable]

“What do you do.”
“I’m a graphic designer.”
“Oh, can you make a logo for…”
“No.”
#graphicdesign #GraphicDesigner #designlovers

[frostable @Frostable]

@JackieHoffman16 You were exceptional in building meeting scene of #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding please G/d tell me you did it.

[frostable @Frostable]

Holy crap, I just realized I can say the nineteen hundreds (not century) and it makes sense. Will people want a marching band or #indigogirls or @kdlang or sliced bread.

[frostable @Frostable]

@JackieHoffman16 @instagram I would but I don’t know who you play in that one Murder show because you have no pic. #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding

[frostable @Frostable]

Happy #LaborDayWeekend When asking for an extra napkin or some fries that are not on the menu today while contemplating the day off for labor. Everyone should tip excessively. #makeitrain

[frostable @Frostable]

@ronniecwoo Obvs, wear less.

[frostable @Frostable]

Holy crap. Masterpiece turned 50? That’s where I learned what Bangers and Mash was while not needing to apply topical cream while solving a murder.. https://t.co/6lRqio2Y2i @masterpiecepbs

[frostable @Frostable]

Thank you gmail calendar pop-ups to remind me about Father’s Day. My father is dead and I am childless. #FathersDay2021