Andrew French

Yes, I wear a katana with my bathrobe - don't you..?

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[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@Ryans_Rovers Disagree. Look at the length of his arm compared to the other. It's much shorter - that's parallax. His arm is out to the side of his body - if the ball goes over Payne's head, (which we can tell from where the player behind heads it), it's missing his hand by a long way.

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@nikz Aka 'typos'

[Trudi @Trudski2012]

I See You Baby, With Sheikh And That Ass

[Craig @KiwiCraig74]

I do love a good Venn diagram - this one is outstanding

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

✋ Eastbourne resident.
Yeah, Wainuiomata has been royally neglected - and generally fucked over.
We don't need 3 buses (1 that shows up would be nice though) let alone direct to CBD.
Petone should be an interchange and smaller routes should service Wainui & Eastbourne from there

[The Post @the_postnz]

Eastbourne has a population of 3000, three buses and a ferry. Wainuiomata has 20,000 people and no direct bus to town. https://t.co/iKTYjQ9phL

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

Taps sign

[Tim Siedell @badbanana]

They gloss over it for the sake of children, but the line “thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump, look at Frosty go” is about Frosty the Snowman bashing villagers over the head with a crowbar.

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@KiwibankNZ I would call - if I hadn't spent 40 mins doing so last night and surprise surprise, finding that the advice they had for me didn't work - as I explained - and they were just fobbing me off.
So, well done for knobbling my credit card, my phone & half of my online payments.

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

Congrats to @KiwibankNZ for providing a payment taking service that defaults to attempting payment from a credit card *that isn't even available*, then blaming the vendor for using it!

[dexsoul @dexsoul85]

@peter_pan__ @433 They had people going into each Argentinian player going to the penalty trying to make them nervous. Domfries got a red card for that. Last penalty, Lautaro had 4 Netherlands players on top. Everything has an explanation.

[David Childs @DavidChilds]

Some wild World Cup stats for you:

Italy haven’t won a knock-out game since the 2006 final.

Spain haven’t won a knock-out game since the 2010 final.

Germany haven’t won a knock-out game since the 2014 final.

[James Nokise @JamesNokise]

They had to make a new Indiana Jones film where the Nazis are the bad guys coz the United States keeps forgetting

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@Ryans_Rovers @WarbzFC

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@rikdog72 You had me worried that there was more than one lauded pilot with a poorly named pet

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@NZPhotomac Are you trying to make us cheer for Australia?!?

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@Ryans_Rovers @neilsherwin He secured those loans with his Tesla stock so if he can't service the repayments...

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@rikdog72 You thinking of the Squadron Leader of the Dambusters...?

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@Domestar Fever went with the moniker 'Wahinix' - more of a local flavour...

[Andrew French @FrostieDaSnoman]

@JayHarvie @Jono_Capewell I use Dark Sky forecasts and find them way more accurate. (DS is a forecast service I via the Hello Weather app on Android but DS is owned by Apple so should be available there somewhere)

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

Qatar are hiring people to pretend to be fans and build the atmosphere up for the World Cup… 🤣🤣