Knight of trapalot

9-5 entrepreneur / hustler. i can sell moon rocks to space aliens call that star trap enterprise

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

I love it when you call me Rizz Poppa‼️🤫🤔

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Hearing lots of people on here say that if she gives you wozzles on the first link then she’s wifey

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Me: no I can’t dance at all, I’ve got two left feet
Tiny alien who follows me around 👽: does not compute!! That’s impossible due to both human anatomy and the nature of left and right.
Cat wearing pyjamas: yooo these pajamas fresh ash ‼️

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

.@realDonaldTrump come anywhere near me or my house and garden and you’ll get drop kicked. Bring all your fancy security you like, they won’t be able to save you

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Up way past my bedtime watching stampylonghead again. Wish I could go to sleep but the caffeine from this pepsi max got me wired… also had a few chew its earlier which can’t be helping #tired #worthit

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Moving to blinkerton district.Get my post forwarded to penjamin city 🌆

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

My therapist knows I’m wise whenever I speak she’s taking notes 😳

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

We need stampylonghead for adults

[ً @prinkasusa]

what’s it called when you’re very smart but can’t remember anything and know literally nothing

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

@glontch Calypso paradise punch lemonade spotted ‼️

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Lots of respect for magical Trevor, still remember him disappearing that cow 👀

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

0 likes. Clearly this went over a lot of heads 😒 thought more of my followers would be invested in the hip hop culture 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

*at a cart selling hotdogs*
server: what do you want on your hotdog sir?
kendrick lamar: MUSTAAARRRDDDDD!!!!! 🌭
"diddy blud" drake: *turns the TV off* 😡😡
(btw this didn't happen IRL, i just made it up but i thought it was funny 🤣🤣💀)

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

*at a cart selling hotdogs*
server: what do you want on your hotdog sir?
kendrick lamar: MUSTAAARRRDDDDD!!!!! 🌭
"diddy blud" drake: *turns the TV off* 😡😡
(btw this didn't happen IRL, i just made it up but i thought it was funny 🤣🤣💀)

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Whoever got soap2day taken down, your a bitch. I hope you don’t properly secure the lid of your blender and you end up putting some really nasty stuff all over your walls and your self

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

need to find a way to drop kick myself in my own testicles so my fledgling YouTube channel can blow up

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Sherlock Holmes was dumb. Super genius and still broke. Should’ve used ur deductive mind to analyse market patterns and trade on the blockchan

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Trump . Your times running out. When you gonna fight me? I’m hacking into elons tesla motorcars as we speak and changing the ai voices into Hillary and Lena dunam. You got like.. one month tops. Everyone’s gonna call you a pussy if u back out @realDonaldTrump .

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

@catwithat Finally someone talks about that real shit

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

nowadays woke has gotten so bad that you can get kicked out of restaurants, libraries, dentist waiting rooms etc simply for singing a song by kanye west

[Knight of trapalot @FrozenChedda]

Yeah I solved the three body problem. Fuck it throw in another body. Four body problem. I could still solve it