I cooked dinner tonight.
My son, who doesn’t know the words “cook” or “chef:”
“Dad, you’re the best feeder.”
My home and solo queue conversations are now identical.
If you want to hire a maid, go for it. There's nothing wrong with paying someone to do a job. But like... You should get a maid if you don't want to mop, or vacuum or do the dishes idk. Getting a maid because you can't put your trash IN THE TRASH is the most degenerate thing omg