Rory Donnelly Quotes

Part time wanker. Full time legend. The Abominable Hoeman/Notorious F.L.O.P.

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@sophturnz Be less discreet

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"Yeah, I like to ensure I'm rarely photographed. Like if you get a picture with me on a night out it's a privilege for you." #FrozzaQuotes

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"I got a handjob to James at Wakestock 2012. What a night!" #FrozzaQuotes

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"Why's that cunt reversing towards me? Shit! If he hits me I'm gonna let him know my car's worth 4x what his is. The peasant." #FrozzaQuotes

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#AccidentalFrozzaQuotes https://t.co/C3QvbiQWg9

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Tory MP asked if he's ever taken drugs, replies: 'You don't put diesel in a Ferrari’ https://t.co/K3ihpDzLrw

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"Won't you stay another day... (Stay now, stay now)" #FrozzaQuotes

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"Some old hags in Spoons gave me grief so I told them I had a car parked outside worth more than their combined salaries." #FrozzaQuotes

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"She's 13? That's a fair age." #FrozzaQuotes

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When she says go deeper but you're all out of inches.

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"Yeah I'd definitely give Justin Bieber head, I bet he's got the cleanest penis in North America." #FrozzaQuotes

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"Being that ugly? I guess it's just something I can't relate to." #FrozzaQuotes

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"Wow she's an ugly girl. Imagine being that ugly. I guess I just don't like ugly people." #FrozzaQuotes

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"Let's go for a silent relaunch. Just so the people that really care know I AM BACK." #FrozzaQuotes

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#Frozeoke #FrozzaQuotes

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*karaoke* "I get all the girls, I get all the girls." #FrozzaQuotes #HeGetsAllTheGirls #NoHeDoesnt

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"Yes, it IS true. Susie dared me to wear her polka dot bikini, and of course I willingly obliged. I looked fabulous." #FrozzaQuotes

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"Mile High City is in Denver. Trust me. I know this from gymnastics." #FrozzaQuotes

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"They don't call me Rory 'Monkey Boy' Donnelly for nothing, you know." #ThrowbackFrozday #FrozzaQuotes

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"Fuck off Benfica. I fucking hate the portuguese, Madeleine McCann abducting bastards." #FrozzaQuotes

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"I think I'm following too many One Direction fan accounts. In fact, no, I don't think that's possible." #FrozzaQuotes