Patricia Theresa McCarthy

Writer. Comic. Hot Fat Queer. Rabid Bisexual. (She/They) Insta: @Fruitonbottom

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Just successfully caught my dog’s pee in a Tupperware for the vet and I’ve never felt more alive

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@chescaleigh @TheMuseCompels She looks like the one smear of sunscreen that you miss getting rubbed all the way in on your shoulder so it just sits there and looks white and somehow both crusty AND wet.

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@TyleKurner spotted you in The Castro today!

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@legndofphoenix @TheMuseCompels She seems so excited to hurt her child, it’s horrifying. The smiling and the laughter and the overall vibe of being soooo pleased with herself. This poor kid.

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@jakeshieldsajj What she needs is my phone number 😍

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@herong Yes! Brooklyn to San Francisco, a year and a half ago.

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There is nothing more humbling than a biore pore strip

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@LillianBustle I’m going absolutely feral over it. This is my Joker, for sure.

…well, Birds of Prey was my Joker but this is right behind it!

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@gorycoryhorror The Gremlins 2 writer’s room sketch is actual perfection and Joe Dante said in a recent Q and A that he also loves it 😭

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@_RespectTheDead ‘s Mother Theresa episode is SAVAGE. I’m cackling! 😂😂

[shonda rhimes wrote crossroads @jersing]

There could be a hundred people in a room and 99 people don't believe in you but Shameika says you have potential

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@sweetinsanityx3 @mattxiv Honestly that’s just the lord’s work

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@SaeedDiCaprio I have never in my life had a landlord be “on call 24/7” to help me with anything. The only time you’ll get a quick response is if your rent is late.

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Wow, me. You okay? (Nope)

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Podcast Idea: Affirmations but they are actually really mean so you can get out all the crying you’ve been holding in lately on account of all the depression inside of you

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Podcast Idea: Affirmations but they are actually really mean so you can get out all the crying you’ve been holding in lately on account of all the depression inside of you

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Just two very different strangers at a horror movie having a chat. Very wholesome.

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Not sure why I told the grandmother sitting next to me for KATC at Alamo about how I took too strong of an edible before Nope and felt like I was going to die

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She asked what an edible was, told me she could never handle that, and asked what I thought the scariest part of Nope was (we agreed it was Jupe hiding under the table as a kid)

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@DaveBautista is an outrageously talented and versatile actor and he totally blew me away in Knock At The Cabin. One million out of 10.