Dan, DNPc, RN

Addiction Medicine Nurse Educator. Harm Reductionist. Doctorate student. Z72.52 🏳️‍🌈. Trying to be a good person; sometimes failing. Views are my own.

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

I don’t know how to explain it, but yogurt uses she/they pronouns

[samuel @samuellovextina]

I was today years old when I found out that trixie and katya can SING

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@Notashactually Not all men, but always a man

[Doc Green 🍉 @AbolitionDoc]

New rule: Anyone claiming themselves to be an ally to any cause or population needs to write up a quarterly report of their ongoing efforts related to their allyship.

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@neuvv Celebrating and loving this growth for you!!!

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@Notashactually I’m so sorry. You deserve better ❤️

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@clairezagorski OMG

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

Honestly, werk

[microscopic images. @microscopicture]

flea seen through an electron microscope

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@Notashactually I love trinket trays!

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

The LAYERS to this level of humor

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Oh my God.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

This is great but I didn’t reveal anything. I just summarized the US health insurance business model.

[appalachian comrade📚💉🇵🇸 @fckwithfire]

Being in abstinence based recovery for me was like being thrown off a plane w/no parachute. Then blamed for hitting the ground & unable to get the help I needed for my broken bones. And when I healed wrong - I was told I should have flapped my arms more.

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 10 Jan 2009 (via @twi_age).

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@TerribleMaps @Notashactually idk why but thought you’d find this funny

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@neuvv @Notashactually Y’all need to come over on a Saturday and we can go to the patisserie and be some fat queens!!

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@Notashactually My happy place

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@Notashactually LITERALLY SAME

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

@Notashactually ❤️❤️❤️

[Dan, DNPc, RN @Fruitabaga]

2008-2013 was the peak era of hot girl pop and I am prepared to defend that stance to my death