Frumpy Dumper

.com employee, whale observer, expert kiwi de-skinner

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Plantar Fasciitis sucks nuts 🥜

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The Tick is the best new show on any media

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Feeding pigeons should be an automatic 10 year prison sentence

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@realDonaldTrump #alternativemath 101% you are bigly.

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The #ValidationBoard just launched! FREE tool to test startup ideas without wasting time or money. https://t.co/JRrkjKEFUs via @Lean

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@GeoffONeil commercials are the worst

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Seriously @colinferel (I don't care how you spell your name) retire.

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You can still smoke in bars in Nashville.

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DDOS attacks are like internet mafia in 1920's NY. They don't want much yet, but pay your $50 or your store might burn down.

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@ronschott right! It's cold war part deux. Except now we understand their economy (shambles) and realize they are a #tinydogbehindafence

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The commission on a home is 6%, an IPO ~7%. The rest of the world is around half that. Very valuable industries, will fight legislation

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Fucking with Russia is similar to insulting an angry toddler holding a knife. You probably won't get stabbed but they are certainly trying.

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I flew to Vancouver Monday. 27 min flight. Had 1st class but it's too short for even drink service. White people problems.

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Is it racist that I sleep to only white noise? Does black noise not matter?

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Fuck you @twitter !! I will never add my birthday.

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If all of your news comes from social media #youmightbeatrumpsupporter

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If you read at a 5th grade level or below #youmightbeatrumpsupporter

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If you are missing more than half your teeth #youmightbeatrumpsupporter

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If your favorite thing to do is threaten to talk to an employees manager at a generic business #youmightbeatrumpsupporter

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If your vehicle has a sticker involving guns #youmightbeatrumpsupporter