David “Would” Wooderson

That’s what I love about these freshman girls man. I keep getting older…they stay the same age

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@budishammered Well if we learned anything from the Central Park 5 it’s that due process should be unheld and one is innocent until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt.

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Foid mad at me and didn’t text goodnight. FIVE BLONDES OFF QUICKADD!!!

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Genuinely set my boy up with a green shot and then he called her a whore and started scrolling twitter. Actually wtf

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@MLFA69 Hey this is a little too edgy for me can we tone it down with the dark humor and just keep the good vibes going? Thanks

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I’m not racist but there’s a group of like 5 Indian FOBs sitting next to me in lecture who smell like shit, won’t stop talking, and two of them have their shoes off. SEND THEM BACK!!!!

[David “Would” Wooderson @FruzzLover]

@hater3000000000 @slutgreaper3 Quick look at the insta you can tell she’s born and raised NY. Can hate on her for other shit but that’s a Knicks fan

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@LowIQExposer @bousewarrior Shits fucking nails kinda bouse behavior to not be plowing freshly 18 year olds

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@hennytheman67 Yeah bro we can go beat up the local Muslims okay thanks

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@MikeShiflet

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@innisfreettownn Haha their clothes are 100% off in my room can I get an amen? 🙏 praise Jesus

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@MLFA69 Ehh Chububu isn’t supposed to appear until Tuesday. Get your schedule right

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@BlokeGriffin Blowing my shit smoove off

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@g01den_Grl Once got jerked off in a booth in the back I promise you they do not care

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@DkeDavis Same for the most part but changing it up for the day

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Gym playlist dox #larp

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Finally got a girlfriend. Now I can get fat and not have to worry about foids.

[David “Would” Wooderson @FruzzLover]

What two weeks home for summer break no pussy does to a man