Clarence from Gano

The Kraftiest cook this side of Wallace-Gano. You want cheese on it?

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

All-you-can-eat patty melts regardless- there’s no comfort food like the Clarence Classic 💪🏻

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

If King Henry’s return wasn’t good enough, lemme sweeten the deal: your favorite fry cook is back with FREE all-you-can-eat patty melts if the Titans win. No card-swipe necessary. #TitanUp!

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Double patty, chicken patty, quesadilla with cheese- press me with orders and I grill 'em with ease
#SodexYo

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Fall's ready to fall- what I'll be hearin' from y'all? "Heat up that grill for a flame-furied, patty-spittin' ball!"
#WillToThrillAtTheGrill

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Haven't seen me 'round these parts lately? Hold out- this spatula-sportin' spitfire ain't put in the freezer just yet.
#MyLawTooRawToThaw

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

This just in: "Chicken patties in the house!!!"
#LiveCoverageFromGano
#ComingAtYaThickTrickedAndSicked

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Want a phat stack o' patties straight from the grill? Slap down the money and start writin' your will!
#GetTheZestToInvest

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Double cross this Diner Desperado and get a double dose of spatula-whoopin' fire straight from the oven!
#SayCheese
#TakeASeatToTheHeat

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Patty melts, quesadillas, burgers, and fries- get up out my Grill or face the Spatula Surprise!
#NoFinerDiner

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Yesterday some hip-talkin' slick calling himself K.L. asked me if I could fix him up some gourmet duck; like I got any!
#TheDuckOuttaLuck

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Some kinda square who tells me I've got problems- like come down and get a taste of my double patty melts
#TwiceWillSuffice

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Thaddeus was looking a little hostile today- he's gonna know who the real Diner Desperado is 'round these parts
#HangEmHigh

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Need a grillin' expert? Call 1-900-DEFEAT-THE-HEAT for a spatula spectacle
#FromGanoToGlory

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Hot shot: "I want a patty melt."
Me: "Jackson's got a Steak and Shake."
#NotSoHotNow
#FlipEmAndRipEm

[Clarence from Gano @FryCookFury]

Young punk asked me how long it would take me to grill up a burger, so I threw him a patty and pointed to the stove
#HomeCookedBurn