Wyatt Bridges

The soon to be Homeless Romantic

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Janitor: *smokes a joint before going into work

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

Danny's to-do list today:
- Be awesome
- Write dope jams
- Do Jewish stuff
- Get mega laid

[Wyatt Bridges @FryLord2015]

@lots_of_balls yooo, my Christian roomie is late as shit, so I'm turning the room into an atheist church

[Wyatt Bridges @FryLord2015]

Well, I've reached Wyoming.... I'm the shortest one here. #inthelandofgiants

[Wyatt Bridges @FryLord2015]

500 miles left before I get to school, and 450 of them are in Nebraska... I'm going to need a quick trip to Colorado after this.

[Wyatt Bridges @FryLord2015]

@lots_of_balls it's okay... I know he didn't...

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

"Ninja Brian? I've heard that guy does some pretty hardcore shit." - Chuck Norris

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I have a friend.

Oh wait, no, that's a fridge. I have a fridge.

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

Teachers should be paid and praised more than athletes and celebrities. #WordsNotUsedOftenEnough

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Things to do in your 20s:

Fuck a nerd

Do drugs

Accept that life is a pointless accident

Embrace the eternal void of death

Eat Arbys

[Wyatt Bridges @FryLord2015]

I leave for college in three days...
I am so screwed.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog." -Mark Twain

[Wyatt Bridges @FryLord2015]

#growingupwithmyname never knowing if someone wanted my attention or if they were saying "quiet"

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Diet Tip: Your pants never get too tight if you don't wear any.