T-Mania

[Steve Stifler @SteveStiffIer]

The best things in life begin with the letter S:

-Summer
-Sunsets
-Snow
-Sleep
-Sex
-Sweekend
-Sbeer

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

doctor: are you sexually active

me: i'm not even physically active

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

my stages of drunk are:

1. "I'm not even buzzed yet."
2. *sitting in the wet grass somewhere with my shoes off eating Pizza

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

IT TOTALLY DOES!

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

I can't say I'm surprised