Diary of a FTM

Just a new mom trying to figure out WTF I’m doing

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Today’s crafty project. @StephenKing

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Something I’ve noticed so far with the #oscars #academyawards2020 is that it looks like @LeoDiCaprio gives some weak ass hugs. Bring it for the real thing man. #hugharder

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Umm @Wikipedia You’re drunk. Go home. @people #PeopleMagazine #sexiestmanalive

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@ellentube I can’t decide which laugh is more contagious, my boyfriend’s or my son’s Cardi B style cackle. #theellenshow

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@HelloBello’s first responder discount is amazing. And I loved seeing them visit my hometown of Redding, CA and visiting the firefighters that helped save my home last year in the Carr Fire. Love this company.

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He’s started to clap when @TheEllenShow comes on. That’s my boy.

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@ellentube @TheEllenShow I was super-duped into hitting the wrong button to enter the sweepstakes. Now I’m being flooded with spam emails and texts 😩😩😩 #IFailAtLife

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@nbcwashington I’ve tried everyday to enter this contest and the link never works. Any ideas?

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@TheRock @TheEllenShow I only have 2 days left. Help me bring this children’s book for children of law enforcement to life! https://t.co/MIkH7fvBCE

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@HelloBello loving the cactus placement #cactusweiner #pricklypeen #boymom #hellobello #goodbyebadstuff #bestdiapersever

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Lost https://t.co/kREQ4rJm3F

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Please share and help me bring this book to life for kids of police officers. @TheRock @TheEllenShow @ErikEstrada @SHAQ @LouFerrigno @DavidZayas62 @SteveWilkosTV @TedNugent https://t.co/MIkH7fNd1e

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My First Picture Book! https://t.co/GDcTw2BqI2

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Please pledge to my book campaign!! #kickstarter #superhero #childrensbook #police #thinblueline https://t.co/MIkH7fNd1e

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#thewonderweeks #wonderweeks #leap6 #fml 🖕🏻

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Just about 25% funded. Please check out my campaign and consider contributing! #kickstarter #childrensbooks #policekids #thinblueline ⁦@PoliceOne⁩
https://t.co/MIkH7fNd1e, via Kickstarter

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Can I get a retweet? Help me reach my goal! ⁦@kickstarter⁩
#thinblueline #kickstarter #childrensbook #police #leokids #PictureBooks #mydaddyisasuperhero #mymommyisasuperhero https://t.co/MIkH7fNd1e

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@ErinFox5DC @fox5dc He heard you talking about him 💙 #GarinLovesErin

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@TheRock I know you’re very pro-police. Would you mind taking a look at my #kickstarter campaign to fund the illustration of a short children’s picture book that I wrote? https://t.co/MIkH7fNd1e

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By George, I Think I Wrote A Book https://t.co/kJ7WUu8GSd