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The club can confirm that Emile Smith Rowe suffered an injury after failing to complete a light cardio session this afternoon ⛔️

As such, any speculated transfer is at this time incomplete ❌️

https://t.co/1wbdIpg24N

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We've been made aware that the link in the original tweet is faulty- here is the correct one.

https://t.co/WSTj5S1yOZ

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Fulham FC can today confirm that an agreement has been reached with Saudi Arabian side Al-Hilal for the transfer of Anthony Knockaert to the club.

We'd like to wish him all the best with his career.

https://t.co/khJekWNQDw

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Due to the new cost of having a 'verified' Twitter page, the club has decided to monetise its Twitter.

We're excited to announce that the ability to see Fulham content on twitter is now an exclusive benefit for Riverside season ticket holders!

Get yours https://t.co/jUVaP9b6gU

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The club is disappointed to confirm that Aleksandar Mitrovic has been given a retrospective ban of 6-9 months in prison for a life threatening assault on referee Chris Kavanaugh.

The head of the referees association said "I'm disappointed he wasn't tried for attempted murder".

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Welcome BACK to SW6, Lazar Markovic!

The winger returns after the club heard very good recommendations from Sasa Lukic regarding the player.

Lazar has signed an 18 month deal with the option of a further year.

https://t.co/ApMtE22QTm

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The club can confirm that we have exercised our £18.5M option to sign Daniel James permanently until 2026 in order to free up a loan space. 😀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Nice to have you on board permanently, Dan! 👊👊

https://t.co/dD6ck1xegE

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The club can confirm that an appeal has been launched against Nathaniel Chalobah's 3 game ban in order to have it extended indefinitely.

Statement and more 👇
https://t.co/V2sWnZPgMD

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@peterrutzler Only two free relegation spots next year then.

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@chrisffcuk @noteddieffc Please try to understand. Noteddieffc is an unstoppable object. An immovable tide. An Arab Spring. A Yogurt Rebellion. He takes orders from no man or machine.

He's asked me to pass that on as he's been blocked.

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An electric night!

The Club welcomes Lazar Markovic back on a free transfer! This deal is the first and last of the clubs dealings today.

#FFC fans, how happy are we with our new man? 🤩🤩🤩

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Delighted to join the club! Put me in front of Carvalho and alongside Mitrovic, I'm scoring 30 and putting at least 15 centre backs in long term therapy. Ivan Toney not fit to lace my boots 💥💥

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@The_Grizzlers God's own food 🙌🙌

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Can't believe Middlesbrough thought they could sign me, if I wanted to see slums every day I could have stayed in Brazil 😂😂

Vamos el blancos ⬜⬛

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@The_Grizzlers I'm told it's only because they're desperate to get out of there.

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Information about tickets 🎟 ⬇️

- The ticket liason office has been shut permanently for a laugh.

-Some games require an e-ticket, some need a real one, but we won't tell you which games are which.

-The club only intend to release tickets to games 24hrs beforehand.

Good luck!

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@Thomas_FFC 0.7 Aboubakar Kamara's.

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🇦🇷 🔥 🔜

Fulham FC can announce it's made a provisional agreement to sign Lionel Messi on loan.

Speaking to Geoff Pruce, the striker said "I'm excited to join London's oldest club, play in front of the new stand, and learn from Mitrovic. Thank you Tony Khan for trusting me."

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The striker continued:

"To be honest, it was this Fulhamish article that persuaded me, I just had to wait for the contract to run down."

"Playing with Pedri was appealing, but talents like Fabio Carvalho and Tyrese Francois convinced me."