Jack Shumaker

you said what?

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

I don’t trust that mfr Derrell

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Where is the Derrell of Derrell’s Mini Storage and why is he hiding his face

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

So bored I’m walking around the neighborhood comparing things. Bushes, trees, front doors. I’ve never thought about shit like this before in my life. This quarantine beatin my ass

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

This quarantine got me tweeting depressing lyrics like it’s high school again

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Got the cards in my hand I hate dealing

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Runnin’ out of gas..

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Lot a mfrs out walkin’ around

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

I can’t handle playing another board game bro
Im really running out of shit to do. Did a gd kids coloring book last night smh

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

When did everyone become a gd chef. These IG sotories having me hungry than a mfr

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Man, people be sleeping on The Peacock market

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Constantly wondering if something was a real memory or did I just dream it 2 weeks ago

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

@k_smitty21 Mfr barely even works, gotta shake it like an etch-a-sketch to turn it on

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

My girl has this 10 inch”flatscreen” tv in her room. Talking ‘bout wanna watch a movie.. What on this gd mini iPad sized tv 15 feet away?? I got 20/20 vision, still can’t see shit

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Hey mom look, the boys are back in town!

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

You already know I’m bumping this if I get enlisted for WWlll

[SavageRealm @SavRealm]

NIGGA MADE AN IRAN DISS TRACK 😭

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Italians be bangin yo

[Jack Shumaker @FuMan_Shu]

Trains are the way to go, mfrs be drinking