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#MisS #FuNNy
#VeeNa #FuNNy
#WiFe #JokeS
#GirLs #JokeS
#Larki #JokeS
#xX #MaZa
#MasT #MaZa
#PoGo
@X_NiT
#SaLi #JokeS
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FoLLow @LoFFeR_GiRLs

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14 Feb Valentines Day 14 Nov
Children Day Dono Dates Mein 9
Months Ka Farq H Jin Ko Smj Aya
Wo 4wrd Krein Or Baki Bache
Pogo Dekhein.

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Banta: Truck Dekh Kr Tm Kanpte Q Ho?
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Santa: EK Truck Driver Meri Bv Le Kr Bhaag Gaya Tha
Hr Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Wapas Karne Aya Hai...!

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Ye Khamoshi
Ye Tareek Raatain
Ye Dobte Hoye
Arman
Ye Jaltay diay
Ye Bujhti Shammain Ye Kuch Or Nahi Sirf .
WAPDA Ki Bagherti Hy.

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Lady to Bus
Driver:Ktne Hours Bus
Me Rehty Ho Bus
Drivr:24Hours Lady
Herani Se Wo Kesy? Bus
Driver 8Hours is BUS Me 16Hours Bv k BUS Me

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Apko Pata Hai Keh
Twitter Kabi Kabi Itna
SlOw Q H0ta
Hy?

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Q k Misbah
Ne B Apni twitr ID
Banya Hy
#funnysms
#sexysms
#jokes

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Pappu-Doggy Style Karne Se Aankho Ki Roshani Badhti Hai.

GF-Tumhe Kaise Pata.??

Pappu-Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chashma Lagaye Dekha Hai.

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Sawan ki thandi raaaton may

Rhim jhim krti Brsaaton me

May aksr Socha krta hon
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan
#jokes

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Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya lekin marte marte bhi keh gaya,
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha . Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla..

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Dulha molvi se aapki fees?

Molvi: bv ki khubsurti K mutabq dedo.

Dulhy ne 10 dye.

Achank hawa se ghunghat ura to Molvi bola
Bqaya to LeLo

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Acting Salman Pr Khatm

Singing Atif Pr Khatm

Style Ktrina Pr Khatm
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Khubsurti

Yaqinan Muj Pe Khtm

Or Aap...
"JAL JAL" K Khatm;-)

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Acha Dost Sufaid Rang Ki Tara Hy, Sufaid Rang Me
Koi B Rang Milao, New Rang Ban JaeGa, Mgr
Dunya K Sary Rang Mila Kr Sufaid Rang Nhi Bnta

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Boy:Me Kse Hwa

Mom:Mne Brtan Me Miti DaLi
kch din bad tm nikle

Bche ne esa kya to mendak nikla
Bcha:dil krta he goli maru lkin mri olad ho

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

TUm Se KaHa Tha Na k HUm MarR jaEin Ge__

LoOoo Marr Gaye tujh Per__?
aB DaFna LoOoo aPni MOoHabbat Me___

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Bhari mehfil me usne ye keh kr ruswa kr dya

Faraz

Uth oye,
tere ko to hmne dekha hi nhi
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<)(>
/ /
das yr
1 plate chawal hi thi na.

[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

Kisi k pas Zubida Aapa
ka number Hai Mujhe
pochna tha
tooth paste
Zyada Nikal aye to
wapis tube Me kese
jaay ga,

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RanjiShain Barhti Hi Jaa Rahi Hain Aj KaL...
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SadQa Do0n,
Mannaten Maang0n,
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Yaa...
NaZar Utaar0n
Yaaaar Ki..!
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'-._.-Cœo$e œip$

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Khud Nahi Aati To Yaadon Ko Bhi Aanay Na Diya Karo,,,

Mujhey Sirf Tum Se Mohabbat Hai,,,
Yaadon Ko Yaad Se Bataa Dena..!!
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[GooL_MaaL_ReTuRN @FuNy_SeRviCe]

"Logon K Dilon Mai Apna Muqam Is Tarah Bana Lo K
Mar Jao To Tumhare Liye Dua Karen
Or
Zinda Raho To Milny Ki Justju Karen
#HAZRAT ALI (R.A

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BreakingNews

AGar Apki Shadi Nai Hoye Ho.

To Is Saal Karwa Le,

Q ke

Ho Sakta Hai Govt Next Year Is Ki Liye Be Entry Test Rakh Dy..!