pediatric hospitals are funny because of the wide range that 0-17 is.
sorry, i know you're in a gang and you go hard and you got shot but you're 16 so you're going in the Winnie the Pooh room.
The idea of her only controlling Banner and then Hulk just coming into his mind after years of doing jack shit since Infinity War like "alright little nigga, MOVE" is so funny to me
bryeon going on a date but when the waiter asks their order bryan says his then theres a long awkward silence while waiting for leon only for bryan to have to pitch it in for the waiter himself
I’ve figured out the best way to get the grown men I work with to send me the information I need in a timely fashion is to label them with one of two badges. I’m not even kidding at the noticeable jump in productivity and communication, it’s wild
I'm sorry but 28 years?? There had to be a lot of dilly-dallying and fucking around, I feel like that should take 2-3 years tops. Did he stop to raise an entire family in Asia or something?