Precious Plum

Precious Plum Twitter Account • Here to make you giggle • Followed & backed by @CollegeHumor.

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Luke, I'm your fucking baby daddy.

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I don't know if it was all the cookies I ate or the gallon of blood that I lost, but when I got back in the car, I felt like a fuckin' ghost

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When your phone's on 1% and you're trying to find a charger

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Parent: "Have you been drinking?"

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When you haven't eaten all day...

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Luke, I am your fucking baby daddy.

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When someone takes a joke way too seriously...

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Do your homework.

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When you're doing something you shouldnt be with your best friend and you get caught...

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When you walk in your house and you smell food cooking...

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When your mom comes in your room and starts yelling at you out of nowhere...

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Looking at my grades like...

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The morning after a party...

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Parent: "I'm almost home. You better have finished your chores."

Me:

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When you get picked to do a group project with the kid that never does anything...

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When you tell a joke and someone takes it seriously

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Parent: You better start going to bed earlier so you'll be ready to wake up early for sch...

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When you get asked to go do some back-to-school shopping...

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