Bardella.

|[Cause... @VigorousSpring - #BardWife]| #BetterThenTauriel

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

@VigorousSpring

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

I want to Marry Elsa too. https://t.co/l0YynOMi61

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

I too, have married Elsa at one point.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear Diary. Today i came home to find @VigorousSpring had clothes on. Thus worrying my fragile man self. WWBD

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear Dairy. Today @VigorousSpring and I ran naked through Mirkwood. Legolas was embarrassed of us frankly I think he was jealous.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear @VigorousSpring Legolas tried to braid my hair and massage my locks - So i smacked him with a red fish.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

It was red but i will smite the snow demon RT @VigorousSpring: Make sure it's the fluffy snow dragon. https://t.co/NYg2tRq2xU

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear @VigorousSpring gone dragon hunting

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

My anaconda don't want none unless you're Bard's buns.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear @VigorousSpring gone dragon hunting

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Dear diary. Today @VigorousSpring had me serve him wine naked. Then we shaved off some dwarfs beard cause he doesnt even go here.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

He often has me walk around almost bare especially when i brush his hair. Such a beautiful man he is.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

I like it when he gets boners.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

For my favourite King

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

[Sits with @VigorousSpring to go through with his daily brushie brushie brushie]

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

You get sat on by the dragon slayer https://t.co/tlpEKjZ109

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

I get fucked by the dragon slayer. https://t.co/LJEYa1ldxO

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

He loves the dragon slayer.

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

OH MY GOD THRANDY. YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE, STAB DRAGONS..

[Bardella. @FuckABowman]

Oh my god https://t.co/kvoBUZEgMr

[Thrandabulous. ♔ @VigorousSpring]

I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a bitch. https://t.co/z6sqtbNO1i