ZCorp Consultant

Here'z zome advice, you're in the wrong lane.

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

I have no idea who'z uzed this account before me, but here'z zome advice: itz mine now

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@pharmacistlily 👍

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@cursez_ zure...

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

here'z zome advice: my vacation iz over

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

freaky plantz..

[annoying ass 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 flame tower @goober_the_bozo]

jesus cant tell me to stop stroking it

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@starfruitO_O why are you bluzhing

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

#pvztwtfunfair
what

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

#pvztwtcamping
muzt....eat.....oooh a puffzhroom

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

I zwear, if there'z a plant following me...

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

here'z zome advice: where am I
#pvztwtcamping

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

which one of you zearched thiz up on one of the ZCorp Computerz...

[annoying ass 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 flame tower @goober_the_bozo]

i do no such thing

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@MountainClimbly hi

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

bored az hell...

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@primal_sflower interezting...

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@NeptunaPvZ I would've planned an Z+ tier zpecifically for you, but you weren't on the tier lizt

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

Tier Lizt of every zombie in pvztwt*

*thatz on thiz tier lizt specifically

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

we at ZCorp Zponzor thiz individual

[Ami @amiberrix]

woah more than 70 likes uhhh hi i do art or whatever

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@PHOIRZ 15 tierz below D

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@GiganticusHuge maybe

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

@MountainClimbly guh

[ZCorp Consultant @FuckBalloons_]

....neeed.....meat.....🤤
..I zwear, zometimez these plantz make me want to invezt in weed killer

[Caulipower @caulipowerpvz]

zombies... you want to eat meat and not plants and brains oooo