FuckGerms

angry, alcoholic who sometimes says some deep shit you might relate too.

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I like my friends few and far between, and my lovers emotionally unavailable. Makes the time I connect with either or that much more special. My ambitions take dedication and focus.

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Ahhhhhhh being a home owner keeps me in check with punching out mirrors

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Dude I don’t understand these “fish, catch and release” videos. Bro is like I just caught this monster on this Barbie fishing pole….(then just lets fish go) how disrespectful bro. If ima fish. And you catch me. On anything. Eat me or fuck me don’t just put me back in the pond

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She’s married and happy

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I have no one to call at 6pm or 6am to hurt someone. I have no one watching my back. That’s why I’m getting better at being alone

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I’ll never understand those who wrap presents for there pets

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I miss when cigarettes had less
Chemicals

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I need to find better people in my life …I need to find people in my life**

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

I’m stressed. And ashamed, and embarrassed by myself. And I know what I need to do but I can’t bring myself to do it.

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There is no point

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Feeling drunk is a far off life now. I’m stuck. And can’t find peace

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I have responsibility, and any time I’m not responsible for anything I want to be drunk enough not to remember the life I have

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I drink because I don’t want to be here, and when I’m drunk I can’t remember being here. But it doesn’t change the fact that when I’m sober I’m still here.

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I’m not angry tho. I’m just. Drunk. And wish you were here

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I’m okay. And I could test others right now and be in faithful to the girl I love so much. But I’ll message here again

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

I just want killing drug dealers to be legal

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The drug dealers that are living next to me. I am trying hard not to shoot you. And beat the fuck out of you.

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

How the fuck did Andy Milonakis get his own show?

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On a scale of 1-19 how much that subway sandwich with 50% more innards actually satisfied my hunger. It’s a 4. That bread is fake as fuck space pillow

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I’ve lost my other Twitter account so I’m only an alcoholic with anger issues now

[FuckGerms @FuckBit55353440]

Chicks are mad because “I’ve never been turned down by a guy before 😡” bitch I work 76 hours a week. I’m not out here to entertain your ass.