Sally

I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed.

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

When you're training a new employee and trying not to shit yourself cause you feel bad going to the restroom.... it's fun 🙂

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Trip home to LA booked for Oct. going to be nice to see my folks and incase the @Dodgers make the World Series Ill be home to enjoy it 😊

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

The hardy boyz are tag champs? What year is this?!? #Wrestlemania33 #WrestleMania #HardyBoyz

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Halo and beer😀

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Work in a warehouse full of adults, no one knows how to clean up after themselves....

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Drinking coffee in the morning is better when I have a cute black lab giving me a death stare because she wants some.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Hit 'em with that bat flip, @YasielPuig. 💯 #DodgersST

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

When your only 50 min into the work day and you're already frustrated..... only 9 hrs and 10 min to go 🙃

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Grilling,beers and my beautiful girlfriend... can't get any better than this.

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Sneezed and sent snot flying all over my desk at work, I don't even want to clean it up.

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

S'more of what?

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

@lianarude my life in a nutshell 😊

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

When your climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter.......

Diarrhea.

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Favorite part of my morning is doing dumb things to distract Cindi from getting ready.

Not so favorite I end up almost late to work haha

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

I just want to quit being an adult for the day... stay home and play video games, share some ice cream with my dog.

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

I'm pooped haha

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

I thought I covered myself in bug spray well enough tonight... apparently I missed my hands.

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

Nearly shit myself this morning on my way to work....
This is how my day will go?

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

I am a boob enthusiast

[Sally @FuckFaceSal]

I enjoy drinking beer a little too much.