Fuck Heels

What everybody thinks and nobody says about the fashion industry from someone in the know.

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laying low, conserving energy before the press day crawl begins. There's only so many countries I can see the same clothes in.

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EMAIL me your daily battles in the #fashion industry and I'll tweet them for you..anonymously of course. [email protected]

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Can't decide where people are fakest? Twitter, email or face 2 face. Face 2 face is more of a feat, but twitter is just so fucking gushing.

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I just love being gifted jewellery when its pieces of string with blobs of gold so minuscule they're practically invisible to the naked eye.

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Can the dodgy #model agents stop sending me munting models. It's filling up my quota for how many people I can be nice to in one day.

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Dear #fashion god, If I get found out for doing this twitter I am definitely going to lose my job. Dear #god, do I give a flying fuck?

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Can ANYBODY actually afford to shop from ModaOperandi?

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Food envy in the office. Girl1 "Where did you get chips from. I wish I could eat chips" girl2 "um, this is a stick of pineapple.."

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Is it really wrong to give a male model your phone number when they come in for a casting? But really? I mean is it really that bad?

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It's really sad about #Stevejob and all, but the point is I'm still the only person who can't afford a fucking #Ipad. Now that, is #Isad.

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Starting to miss my daily run-ins with the "Lizard man" James Goldstein on frow. Who wouldn't miss that face at 9:00am?
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#Fuck that for a laugh if you expect me to write up about a #fashion event you didn't even invite me to, thanks #PRs

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Is there any good way to tell a PR "sorry I can't send that sample back. I already sold it on ebay" ?? Shit. Who asks for things 1yr later?

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PR the last chance saloon for failed stylists.

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Fuck "we can't expense your phone bill whilst you were on a business trip" I don't check my work emails for fun at 1am you know.

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@justiced17 The supply of compeed blister plasters I carry take up 2 thirds of my miu miu handbag.

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@MissSisiG spread the word!

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Forgive my absence. Fashion month took it's toll.

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Fuck the state of the fashion cupboard. I wonder if PRs have any idea the state the clothes are in before they're sent back?

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Fuck getting busted wearing a designer sample. There's not enough smiles and arse licking in the world to stop the shame.