Arthur Morgan🥛

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Life comes at you fast

[Boston @DeadmanBostonB]

Facts. Let’s also go back and give Adam Sandler his Oscar.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Boris Johnson, "We wrote something called the Balfour Declaration"

"Which is a classic example of selling the same camel twice"

"To the Palestinians and the Jewish people"

"It says: His Majesty's government views with favour the establishment in Palestine a homeland for the Jews, it being understood that nothing should be done to prejudice the rights of the existing Palestinian population"

"The first half of the sentence everybody remembers fondly"

"And the second half of the sentence, was never enacted"

[శశి☄️ @235shashi]

Meanwhile that performance:

[fryuaj 🇰🇿 @fryuaj]

everytime this bs came on i knew it was time for bed

[mawgs @russelt4tdavies]

the dap, the tucking the rod under the armpit followed by subtle upwards nod. taking the biggest notes and dropping the change into the lap. this is a man in peak form

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

I’m dead ass this is like giving Paul Rudd an Oscar for Antman

[helkum @he1kumwya]

mid flip shirt pull is insane aura

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

Actually burst out laughing at this one

[L9FRIENDLYSTYLE @L9FRIENDLYSTYLE]

“Your total is 19.33”

“Heres 20. Keep the kirk”

[Bill Ari @ImBillRay]

the first FBI agent who read the "if you read this you are gay lmao" casing

[Trung @VietMarxist18]

He in that bitch dressed like Ho Chi Minh

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

What struck me in this photo is that there’s a street named after Count Bernadotte: he was a Swedish diplomat who saved 31,000 from Nazi concentration camps, became the UN’s first mediator in Palestine, backed the Palestinian right of return and then in 1948 was assassinated in Jerusalem by the Zionist Stern Gang.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

If I go to a funeral and I see this trust me I'm leaving 😭😕😂

[Spu7Nix @Spu7Nix]

i have finally invented an algorithm that turns any image into obama