Skott

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[Skott @FuckSkott]

he tried choking me while we was in the cape.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

we’re gonna figure out what’s going on.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

when you guys were busy jacking off in high school, i was running this drill every weekend.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

so i didn’t have to watch that.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

aw dang.

ya know.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

she says that i’m her all time favorite.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

you know i didn’t even care.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

get my nutrition right?

have you lost your mind!?

[Skott @FuckSkott]

cops tried telling me i couldn’t just be riding around with an open nitrous oxide tank in my passenger seat with a bag of balloons in my lap.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

it ain’t workin’.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

your old lady been putting glass in your food for the last 3 weeks.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

clear it out, this time do it right.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

if you say “male” or “female”, you have to leave my vicinity.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

this does not make sense.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

am i on probation?

are you hitting on me?

[Skott @FuckSkott]

are you sure you don’t wanna put a shirt on?

[Skott @FuckSkott]

it still ain’t perfect.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

i feel like i have a parasitic infection.

[Skott @FuckSkott]

tell my doctor my medical history?

shouldn’t they already know that?

what am i even paying for?

[Skott @FuckSkott]

you’re scared?

you should be.

you fucking should be.