Michael.J.Cox

I do a lot of work for The Promise Keepers as well as pool cleaning.

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@emmyismith 4

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@RachelMcXe who is this mutant?

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@croucherJD JAY...can you give us a straight answer about what happened to Happy Hour? are you done?

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@PokemonSpears Thank heavens her fans got her out of that awful conservatorship so she could finally be with her true love...meth.

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@NFLMemes He is statistically the worst passing QB in the NFL for the past 5 years. I can't believe he was a starter in this league.

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@FieldYates Taking advice from this guy can be dangerous.

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@NFLFilms @Colts @Panthers GTFO with this nonsense. He will be a backup in a year or two...out of the league in 3.

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@Nick_Decap @AmazingZoltan It literally takes a second to look at her and see that she is insane.

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@megynkelly i know, right... btw what are you wearing?

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@MikhailaFuller @jordanbpeterson What a bunch of grifters this Peterson family is. Pay them no mind.

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@IvanaSantilli
Are you still rocking that "crib" you showed MTV back in '08? That place had a beautiful vibe to it. Please tell me you're still making Pizzas!

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@HydroOne something is wrong when trying to log into your website. All week long it's stuck on the WS-FEDERATION POST RESPONSE. it just keeps repeating. any ideas?

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@PardonMyTake Just because you are an athlete...does not mean you are meant to be a football player. This dude is a disaster.

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@kristinelevine please tell me you didn't use Ozempic. You were epic as the funny fat lady. Say it ain't so!

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@KirkLubimov It's unreal how far Canada has fallen.

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@IsraelMFA What the hell is wrong with her face? It's not just ugly

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@TheOnlyDSC They was all on their way to college. This just Racissssss. They be good kids.

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@HydroOne You guys are the worst. So many families on the Reservations haven't had heat in 3 days! You know how many seniors live on the Wahta Reservation in Muskoka? This is getting ridiculous.

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@KatPatt48907753 @BenJerryCanada @RiteanDan @benandjerrys Excuse me, did you ever figure out a why to get Chunky Monkey in Canada? I can't believe this was discontinued

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@BenJerryCanada @RiteanDan @benandjerrys You have no idea how much this has effected my life. It was one of the only things I enjoyed on this horrible earth. It's been well over a decade since I've had a pint and I still think about, and crave it constantly.