Elijah

Hindsight is 20/20

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Fifteen plus years on the Twitter and it sure looks different…

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It’s all fun and games until you get caught.

HURT. I mean hurt.

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@FuckinSurreal I’m doing good. Great. Bored as hell so I figured I’d come look for trouble on here. (Winks) How have you been?

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@DemureCreature Well that’ll do it. I have nothing to blame. Just my own demons and curiosity.

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Is it even called a TL anymore? I know it’s not Twitter…

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@DemureCreature I have no idea! Boredom? Memories? Hysteria?

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How in the fuck do I get the TL to go in order by time.

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Always down for the butt sex… (Smirks)

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Who was I kidding with a RL Twitter account…

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#NewProfilePic

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@NapsAreLyfe I’m always creeping his account when I log in. 😍

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I’m missing my Elijah 😑

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Does anyone even RL anymore?

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Some days you just need to fuck the frustrations away

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🥰🥰

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I do this cute little thing called whatever the fuck I want

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I quit my job. Just woke up, said nahhh to the corporate life and quit. Freedom! 😅😅🤩🤩

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@sullivan_mag It’s okay, sugar. Just another of life’s challenges! ❤️

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Y’all, I hate my job. HATE. IT.