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Today, I had a completely normal work day. Other than the fact that my boss dressed up like the lead singer... http://bit.ly/o3C2hn #FML

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Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. ... http://bit.ly/n9ZUEq #FML

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Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to... http://bit.ly/npQRXQ #FML

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Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not w... http://bit.ly/oURoEW #FML

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Today, while showering, my brother thought thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending h... http://bit.ly/mUuH1S #FML

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Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they le... http://bit.ly/nXenik #FML

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Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML http://bit.ly/orQOsZ #FML

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Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so ... http://bit.ly/q1aPXQ #FML

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Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she was spend... http://bit.ly/pkWdGt #FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know wha... http://bit.ly/otjTue #FML

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Today, my boyfriend and his bandmates were doing a live interview for a web show. Drunk off his ass, my boy... http://bit.ly/nMSagR #FML

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Today, at work, I tripped on my shoelaces and my boss laughed her ass off for five minutes. Three hours lat... http://bit.ly/q2iOme #FML

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Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the clos... http://bit.ly/oCOZyu #FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the chea... http://bit.ly/oY5ODr #FML

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Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet shih tzu. After an hour of vigorousl... http://bit.ly/oV4laH #FML

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Today, at my anniversary party and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by m... http://bit.ly/nGCto7 #FML

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Today, it's my birthday. I came downstairs to a cake that said "Happy 8th Birthday Bella!" My name is Sarah... http://bit.ly/q2AfLO #FML

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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of... http://bit.ly/qQik6u #FML