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I used to like my neighbours, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi

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Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
~ A. Whitney Brown ~ #TrueStory

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There were 13 couples celebrating their honeymoon on the Titanic #TrueStory

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The bedroom is the most common place to have sex. Next in line is the car #TrueStory

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Every year approximately 3,000 people choke to death #TrueStory

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Men are four times more likely to be struck by lightning than women