Dr. Richard Robitussin

Professor of Morality at the University of Gary Online. Lover of single-use plastics.

[Dr. Richard Robitussin @Fuck_Pickles2]

Sheeple wake up to spend 8 hours to make dry turkey every Thanksgiving forgetting they have free will to just eat anything else

[Dr. Richard Robitussin @Fuck_Pickles2]

I hate taking pills too much to ever get addicted to prescription medication

[Dr. Richard Robitussin @Fuck_Pickles2]

Getting caught saying lies in person and telling them it’s click-bait

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I love a liquidity event

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@mollyhannahm Cal had him coming off the bench btw

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@CaseyMattox_ @grok explain in Fortnite terms

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I lucid dream so I can make it to church

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I’d rather her have 2 felony DUIs than be way too into spin class

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Everyone born in philadelphia has an innate domination kink

[Robert Colvile @rcolvile]

Lots of people puzzled by what Trump's up to but it'll all become clear when he takes Kamchatka

[JT @jiratickets]

Sorry babe we can’t afford to amazon dronedash any chipotle peptides tonight, Burkina Faso is still intact so the Polymarket wager went to zero

[Dr. Richard Robitussin @Fuck_Pickles2]

The older I get the more I feel like Clark Griswald

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@samriegel Told on yourself lmao

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@TheCinesthetic Interstellar moments were made because of the soundtrack

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@keithellison “We shut them down this year - fast!”

Bro they’ve already defrauded more than their home country’s GDP

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@JorieAulston Oh no, a consenting adult!

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@ShaiDavidai

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If an eastern block Eurasian isn’t making my eggs at the diner I don’t want ‘em

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@NewBBNMemes Kentucky is not beating USC away

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@MichaelWBratton @thatSECpodcast 5-7 🔥🔥🔥