Fucked Up Nextdoor

You live next to us and we don’t like you. DM ur best. or FUCKED UP TIPS: [email protected] **PARODY ACCOUNT NOT AFFILIATED WITH NEXT DOOR **

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If anyone wants to fight about if Joker is a good movie or not, I’ll be shirtless at the park all day.

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polly wants an AirPods #parrot

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Oceans 1

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$$$ FOR RENT: USED DIGITAL CAMERA. Do you want to lease my camera that has thousands of strange and sad pictures that you can look at. Some of birds, mostly me. Lots of baggage. $$$

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WANTED: badass granny to make out with in public. I am a bit of a Travis barker type and i am looking for my Quartney. We can go to Disneyland for goth day and take many pictures to your liking. Drink my blood.

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Help! (Submitted by Kaytee)

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farting in my mailbox (via reddit)

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Buy our neighborhood, Elon! It’s a lot like Twitter. It started out fun and light but now we spend every night screaming at each other over our horrible opinions

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ALL COPS ARE BUTTHOLES

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Nature vs Nurture

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Trouble in paradise

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FOR SALE: I will come to your house or we can find a neutral meeting place and I’ll talk at you about everything I’ve learned from listening to Jordan Peterson and Joe Rogan podcast episodes. Bring multiple meals.

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My neighbor is trying to kill me (with kindness)! Send help

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The economy (VHS tape sales from Martha in the grey house) on our street is booming (she finally sold one of her 3 Forrest Gump copies and found some rare Disney tapes that have dicks on them)

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Trouble in Massachusetts. Submitted by Annika L.

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Just some 💩

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WANTED: Soups to try. I haven’t had enough and I’m not eating solids anymore. Too much effort during a pandemic. Let me try your soups.

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Perfect except for pee

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advertising at work

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arrest this person

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WTF?!