AlucardTheCrimsonFucker

Reject modernity, become crow
YT: go fuck yourself.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Adulting sucks and life is short. We should live like crows. Flying around collecting shiny things with our friends while screaming and ripping out a man's insides.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

I'm divorced.... so call the police to report the b&e?

[ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП  @wendeeluvz]

🤭 Whatcha gonna do?!… 🤣💯🤘🏼🥊

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@SteveMcRae_ @HazelAppleyard_ Because fuck you, that's why?

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@KittyOffRecord I wanna hear...

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Thick thighs save lives...

You mastered fuck me eyes.

You are a girl.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

No.

Who's the retard?

[not cute & kinky memes @cravedcuddle]

men only:

is this considered fat ?

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@AuroraAfterglow @cravedcuddle Thick, yes.

Fat?

Fuck no.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Meany....

Stop giving me the feels!

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@AuroraAfterglow ..... I'm okay with this....

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

It's my dick. I'm not kidding. Lol at my phone, you see my dick.

[✨️🌛Fenris Wolfmom🌜✨️ @The_real_Fenris]

Expose yourself ⬇️

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@Possumeforging @Socchi_Kurokawa

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

I mean.... he's not wrong....

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Just know, I fail every horny check.

Every single one.

[Paws 🥐🐺 @pawsvtuber]

Let's see if you can pass the check

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Feed me

[Strawbærry Narwhal ‽↙↙↙ @unvarnishedvoid]

Made pizzas today ♡

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@Trashpanda_Egrl So fucking sexy. You are as always, looking great lady

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@MissUndoomed Biby =P

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@InaneDragon *dies a bit inside..... has a piss.... feels better*

Did I process that right? XD

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@InaneDragon things crashed, rebooting

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@AuroraAfterglow Yeeeeeeee!

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Hello.

I haz beer.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

Oy!

You matter!

No really.... if I can matter to someone, you fucking matter.

Fuck anything and anyone that says otherwise.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@InanePrincess Pretty lady fleecing better beer.

[AlucardTheCrimsonFucker @FuckerAlucard]

@TinaUnhinged Lady, shut your mouth. Vent as needed, complain as needed, be a fucking bitch as needed.

Those who matter do not care, those who care do not matter.