Spoiled Turnip

#DEFUNDPOLICE Jeff Bezos Hater ——————24 — ♈️☀️ ♎️🌙 — she/ her ————————

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

@POTUS The vaccine is not going to solve everything.

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

Absolutely love that I didn’t even know there was an election for Michigan yesterday

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i was so weird yesterday today i’ll be weird but in a different way

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

Our offer was accepted on a house 🥺

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

@elonmusk @wapodavenport You’re disgusting. Pay your fucking taxes

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the woods...

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

Living in America is like playing that idle app AdVenture Capitalist except you’re not You’re one of
this guy: these guys

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

What was in my minivan's trunk yesterday? 479 pounds of rice.

Each grain represents one acre of federal land that fossil fuel companies have leased but not used, yet they're asking for more. I asked a Big Oil rep: how much is enough for you?

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

I want to be alpha bitch but I think I’m I wieners

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

Are you alpha bitch on board or I wieners ?

[Acyn @Acyn]

AOC: Have you participated in any calls with members of Congress throughout this process of reconciliation and infrastructure?
ExxonMobil CEO: I have

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

@ravenchristine9 Yesss love fall versions of red and orange. Anything else is very ew indeed

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

What do you think is the ugliest color? For me it’s orange.

[Avi Rose 🥀🔞 @illiterategobln]

Just in time for the chillier months, we’ve got a brand new product in stock! Pride Flag Fleece Sweaters 😎

[evil bitch syndrome @Blackyonetta]

you should totally pursue every creative endeavor you’re interested in and stop worrying about not being good enough!!!!!

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

I’m telling my kids this is Jeff Bezos

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

@ConcernedApe I’m really really excited for this

[Team Katie @TeamKatiePorter]

Johnson & Johnson filed in court last week to split its Baby Powder from the rest of the company. Why? J&J knew asbestos laced some bottles but kept it a secret for decades. Tens of thousands of women with ovarian cancer are suing, and the company wants to shield its assets.

[Spoiled Turnip @Fuckery01]

Watch me poke this