Angie

I’m just talking shit.

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@SpiritAirlines I always want to give you the benefit of the doubt as an underdog but holy shit it’s like you live to disappoint your customers, canceling $900 flight and almost 20 days later no refund?! The fuck??

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@YnotBro @TripMcneely_619 @ClutchPointsApp @TomerAzarly Tall man? Time for an eye exam buddy, that was a very confused young boy

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@wdc39 @chuck91051 @HeyChalice Nobody even remotely mentioned taxpayer funded cops David

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@LoloYopp @ABCPolitics God call. I’m Goding home now, per your suggestion.

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@Reuters Kyle Rittenhouse deserves an award. A Razzie to be more specific. Oh, and a life sentence for double homicide.

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

I had a sticker on my car that said “4DoorsForMoreWhores”, because I have 4 doors and all my friends are whores.

Had to take it off yesterday because Kyle Rittenhouse ruins literally fucking everything.

#4doorsformorewhores #KyleRittenhouse #RittenhouseTrial #babybackbitch

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@TonyBava @NWSSanDiego It was peanut butter Benadryl time for my dog here in North Park about an hour ago.

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

If I was the greatest gymnast ever, know what I would do? I don’t fucking know. And I’ll never know. Cause I’m not. And neither are you. So sit the fuck down, if you’re not already, and more importantly, shut the fuck up. #SimoneBiles #queen #addressingthetrolls #USAOlympics

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

You’re on pal. #GoBolts

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@AEO #AmericanEagle is so full of shit. You can hire a million plus size models but if you don’t actually carry any sizes above 2 in your stores you’re not actually making a difference. #ridiculous

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@lawprofblawg “Come and take it” Like, the fuck does that mean

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@larryelder @JoeBiden One of the handles I’m reading right now is still relevant. The other is @larryelder

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Happy 420.

From the Senate Majority Leader.

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

@vintagewingnut This made me laugh out loud hahaha

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

Doctors orders: “Smoke two joints in the mornin, smoke two joints at night. Smoke two joints in the afternoon, then you’ll feel alright.” #LegalizeMarijuana

[New York Post @nypost]

New York doctors can soon prescribe joints to medical marijuana patients https://t.co/sXLoDGgBrU

[Angie @FuckinAngie]

Did anyone else catch that wink?! This man was cool as a motherfuckin cucumber.

“You kept yelling at the officers”
“Because I wasn’t being heard. 😉”

#DonaldWilliams #ChauvinTrial #wink #witnesstestimony #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd #DerekChauvin #GeorgeFloyd

[Elaine @LaBeanBall1]

Distracted by a “crowd” of 15 ppl?

Wtf? Are they cops or golfers?

The defense is really desperate.

#chauvintrial
#GenevieveHansen
#HLN

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

#DerekChauvin is a murderer. He is on trial for killing #GeorgeFloyd.

George. Floyd. Is. Not. On. Trial.

It should take the jury 8mins 46 secs to find Derek guilty. That's how long it took the world to watch him commit murder.

#DerekChauvinTrial #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Chauvin Defense Team Praises Officer’s Restraint In Not Killing Bystanders https://t.co/fLmkhPdnmv