Jake Flannery

ODUs, Dress Blues, and Tattoos

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

The only part about being in the military that I dislike is the lack of dogs in my life.

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

Im 5 minutes into my night watch, i have 15 minutes of sleep in the past 24 hours, and no amount of caffiene can fix me. I fucking love SAR cases

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

@EdibleFarHills @Lexie02_xoxo ...i love edible arrangements. How did they know i talk about them constantly...

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

"National asshole dog day" https://t.co/qqcFhtgE40

[lex🩵✨ @LexVandy]

#NationalPuppyDay 🐾❤️

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

Bubbla https://t.co/vbLu1wNQRf

[lex🩵✨ @LexVandy]

News update jake calls water fountains “water bubblars”

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

@Lexie02_xoxo Luck has nothing to do with it. You deserve to be the happiest you can possibly be

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

@TheEllenShow @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @Sethrogen @JonahHill @StephenKing @MattSto @donaldglover @chancetherapper

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

@BenLopes3 Please. Help me get 50 rts

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

50 retweets and ill get GLUTEN FREE tattooed on my ass

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

50 retweets and ill get GLUTEN FREE tattooed on my ass

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

"Ok so whens the wedding?" @Lexie02_xoxo https://t.co/HpRbXMhKoV

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Live Views of Starman https://t.co/G335kvVsta

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

Love when you say you are going to shower but you are probably just tweeting on the toilet https://t.co/MvDV5YHgey

[lex🩵✨ @LexVandy]

Love when I come home from work and jakes already napping in my bed

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

@carsonb99 Always fucking hated those forms.

[lex🩵✨ @LexVandy]

I’m so incredibly thankful for Jake

[Jake Flannery @FuckingFlannery]

Shoutout to my girl for visiting me at work today

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!