Completeledge

Target smasher. Master cocksman.
Send me your bikini snaps at [email protected]. Fuck you very much

[niles @NEEZU5]

I'm not saying the wife and kid being at home has changed my working day that much but Brazzers just rang up to check I was ok.

[niles @NEEZU5]

She's so hip

[BurnleyTurf @BurnleyTurf]

Meanwhile at Turf Moor last night...😂 #twitterclarets #BurnleyFC @TurfMoorLoyal

[Dr Harronz @quoonbeatz]

My mate has been reprimanded by "the village parents WhatsApp group" for posting a picture of the McCanns holding a sign saying "it's coming home."

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

@Damo_Dee Out (with your Mum) on a tag

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

Just had written confirmation from the Albos...Colombian bugle price index remains stable

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

@David_Cameron Oi Oi twat

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

smell your mum

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

Southgate’s Mum

[niles @NEEZU5]

Batshuayi volleying himself is the highlight of the world cup.

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

A classic text chez Ledge https://t.co/jGMcPFCqCu

[Lucy Worsley @Lucy_Worsley]

Unfortunate name for a book.

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

That was a quality bag of mozam https://t.co/bOPZinv0F8

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Boy smashes open bottle only to find one day old message from men high on cocaine https://t.co/8jJOQePh6k

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

The video to Boys Boys Boys https://t.co/F7vNF3RU3V

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

I fingered your mum in the polling station. Everyone cheered

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

@Natalie_KateM @conroy_bumpus 👍

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

'Aye, a tenner bag and 6 speckled Batmans. Fuck you very much'

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

Your Mum.

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

@piersmorgan What about when your mum is giving me a titwank?

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

Holy Grail

[Completeledge @Fuckingledge]

Hard to take in. @MrDDyer https://t.co/FylJ6ocN3P

[niles @NEEZU5]

Oh god not him as well. #ripdanny