ConservativeDrunkBud

fuk bud I make 37/h. I like to get drunk as fuk punch out qweers and imigrents. and hang out with budy Darryl.

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

@SidneyBecker6 fuck ur a little mouthy, must be a Luke Bryan and ford fan

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

I'm really good at coke

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

I just wanna do coke and not feel guilty. What more can a guy ask for

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Drink the beer = get the girl

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

I got that disease where you wake up in different places drunk

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

I love being the drunkest at someone else's birthday

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Fuck buddy just asked me if he wore a shirt home last night

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

@bostonpizza fuck me your food goes great with some coke

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Fuck bud see this gold watch payed for in full with cash by a smart non immegrant patch worker. #nixon

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Fuckin whore left me the week before Canada day

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Got bps to deliver to the strippers

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Fuck I bet deer voted for NDP that's why I'm taking the old 12 gauge with me camping & why I swerve at them when I'm drunk driving

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

@ShaynaOrbeck Times are rough & only a real country boy has a unit like this out at bvj. Boston pizza on me.

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Fuck it told my forman he's a cunt and took a long weekend off. Got the 5th wheel attached and a log of cope

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Buddy told me that his boss overheard some buds taking about oil coming back soon. Said fuck it and bough a new quad.

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Fuck bud just woke up from a coke snooze to find out this ol whore Fort Mac opened and looking to pipe

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

@KatieKonechny baby I got a fifth wheel commin out there

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Guns you need them

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

@albertaNDP you fucking cunts

[ConservativeDrunkBud @FucknBeers]

Turning this cornfield into a bud party