jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde
Took the 9yo to the library yesterday. I found a book called ‘Girls Can Do Anything’ and showed it to her. She looked at me kinda blankly and said ‘ok’ so I told her to read the title and she looked a little bewildered and said ‘ok.. yeah.. do people not know that?’
I have to be up at 6am tomorrow for another double shift and instead of sleeping I’m reading extra toxic romance and waiting for them to love each other