Fuckology

DOCTOR OF FUCKOLOGY 🧠

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Kad Crna Gora uđe u EU.
U Vrbasu ćemo sa srpskim pasošima ostati samo mi Bosanci.

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Voleli me ili ne...

Ne volimo.

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Kad je gusto, samo kreneš da braniš "srpske interese" i licemerno se pozivaš na Boga.

Za to vreme u Srbiji, broj Srba između dva popisa se smanjio za 630.000.
A 2024. završavamo sa istorijski najnižim natalitetom u Srbiji.

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San malih budala je da budu velike. Velike budale to znaju i prave nove, veće budalaštine.

Matija Bećković.

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The Universe show me how people really are, and I be like "no, they're nor," and the Universe be like "okey, let me show you again, dummy." #fuckology #universe #fuckologyoff #optimistic #naive

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It's funny how I cringe thinking about everything I've ever said, and yet I never stop talking. 😂

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Before you judge someone else, try to keep in mind that you're probobly a piece of shit, too.

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It's ok to disconnect for a while.

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Do you ever stress about money then accidentally order clothes?

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Cheers to us who are short-tempered but still manage to be kind to everyone.

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@plavusica_nina Kada prestanemo da komuniciramo, da se grlimo i smejemo.

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I mean this from the bottom of my heart. If it's textable, then don't call me.

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"You're not like other girls."
First of all, I'm much much worse.

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Move in together. It speed up the breakup process. Follow me for more relationship advice.

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I wake up tired about 10 years ago and I have never really recovered since...

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I've got 99 problems and basiaclly all of them could be solved by a salary increase.

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Men no longer give us butterflies. Straight high blood pressure now.

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Hearing "don't start" just gives me a thrill like I wasn't gonna start but Im certainaly gonna now Lmao 🤣

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Someone: Hi
Me: Should I quit my job?
Be honest.