Turtle

[압칻 @avocado_539]

친모아로 격짐 만들었어요

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🗽✨🇺🇸

Type shit！

[Turtle @Fucktard_Jr]

Bro…….

[🌨⚡️Azoth🔞⚡️🌧 @DarkWaterBeach]

God fucking damn it

[Miserable Mets Fan @MiserableMet]

A generational wordsmith I’ll be telling my kids and grandkids about

[Grant Slatton @GrantSlatton]

have a rat getting into my attic somehow

calling exterminators to get quotes

one guy sounds like rats slept with his wife or something, guy was getting angry just talking about rats

found my contractor

[Micha @ElMichalito]

Estamos de acuerdo todos que este fue el MEJOR tweet del mundial?

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 still has the Emblem Editor.

[Billy @bmciner1]

Been watching GKR for so long that I forget most fanbases aren't used to their color commentator having a casual existential crisis in the 6th inning of a mid-summer baseball game

[varrock @varrock]

>stops prosecuting robberies
>makes theft under $1k legal
>shops stop reporting robberies

"Wow robberies are down!"

[Turtle @Fucktard_Jr]

@Mets TRASH ASS TEAM

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[GirlGirl @GirlGirl124525]

This 33yr old man got dumped by his wife, went off the deep end, starting doing porn on OnlyFans, filmed women in DisneyWorld's bathroom, and now dresses like a well-known kid's entertainer to explain adult sexual concepts to children on Tik Tok. This is transgenderism. 🚩

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Matt Freese when his country needs him the most

[Turtle @Fucktard_Jr]

@cookitup31 It’s the Mets. I have no doubt in my mind that we blow it some how some way

[Turtle @Fucktard_Jr]

@Mets LETS BLOW IT IN THE NINTH NOW WOOOOO

[Turtle @Fucktard_Jr]

@GFuelEnergy Love the design and box. But we are getting a lot of reskins recently. :(

[Turtle @Fucktard_Jr]

@Mets @moomoo We almost lost? This team is HORRENDOUS