John Cantlow

Its always alright in the end

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@EtihadHelp if I got the refund for my flight on the 29th or march does it include the return trip two weeks later? Many thanks

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@LeeAndersonMP_ is a dickhead

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank.

Katy makes my point really well.

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@andros_townsend enjoying your commentary today , good work

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@northernassist hey, so under your new policy if I arrive at a train station and there was someone who has unfortunately lost their bag and has no money or phone, I wouldn't be able to purchase them a ticket to get back to their destination? Hopefully they aren't vulnerable.

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@SpotifyCares Sorry, what I meant was, please can I shuffle YOUR entire library! As in, press shuffle somewhere and here random song one after the other out of the 80 million available! If not, should be easy to do, get Gary to work on it in the morning!

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@SpotifyUK is there anyway to shuffle your entire library? 80 million tracks on shuffle...pls

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@unisouthampton I hope you hold those students responsible for their actions in regards to the student presentation.

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@JHenderson just tell us what ya said if you've got alt about ye!? 🐓

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

A year ago to the day was my second time seeing @tomclarkemusic play We'll live and die in these towns in full at Brudenell. TONIGHT I SEE IT IN ALL ITS GLORY!

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

Kink shaming is bad okay and it's not like we've all know what he truly wants to sit on for so long...

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@dearchristensen @passportwaiting Well I'm a bit of a dafty, I applied 2nd of June and travel 10th of August 😬

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@dearchristensen @passportwaiting Oh god, that certainty doesn't look promising for me! Thank you!

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@littlesprite_ Thank-you

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@littlesprite_ How do you know what office it's at?

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@littlesprite_ @dearchristensen @passportwaiting 6 and a half weeks for me

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@dearchristensen @passportwaiting Hi Jess, Ive been sat on "identity details received" for quite some time. Was that the same for you?

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@UKLabour you fail to provide an alternative to the conservative party. You fail to uphold clause IV of your own bloody rule book. You fail your members. You fail the country. You fail the people. You're malfunctioning.

[Sam Harland @samjharland]

Rushi replacing Boris. It’s like being in a care home in the 70’s, laying on your bed after hearing Saville won’t be visiting over the weekend, then you start to hear the sound of a digeridoo echoing around the corridor.

[John Cantlow @FuckthePastyTax]

@10DowningStreet just thought I'd pop by and say Fuck the lot of you. Devoid of honour and integrity. Shamelessly.