Fudgeina Fudgington

I sometimes tweet something funny, but mostly I RT others as it requires less work. #TeamLazy

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Welcome to this week, Los Angeles. We've kept it warm for you.

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'What's happening?' Asks Twitter. Do they want a dictionary definition?

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Ah, Princess Diana, the Lindsay Lohan of the 1990s.

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How long's it been August?

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I maim to please.

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Kate Middleton should give birth everyday.

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So happy to hear about Kate Middleton having a baby. I had a baby once. It was delicious. Albeit a tad chewy.

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#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen you tell a hungry North Korean they're barking up the wrong tree.

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Chicken? There is no chicken. The chicken is a myth.

[Dumb Old Grump @DumbOldGrump]

Hurry up and shoot that little critter out of your vagina already Kate Middleton, the world is waiting!

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Peppa Pig? Yes, it tastes better that way.

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I'd like to buy the world a Coke. Just to give dentists a bit more work.

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In Soviet Russia, lessons study you!

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Shake what ya mama gave ya. Unless it was a can of Coke. Or your kid brother.

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more than 3 bumper stickers and you start to look like a crazy person

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I found Jesus! (Whilst playing hide 'n' seek in Mexico, so it wasn't particularly difficult)

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Whilst the Americans are enjoying Wimbleton, I'm enjoying Wimbledon.

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Do I come here often? No, I usually come in a tissue.

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People are wrong when they say Justin Bieber looks like a woman. He clearly looks like a girl.

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Is it technically a two-night stand if the sex is before *and* after midnight?